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Brookynese Windows 98
Dear Consumas:
It has come to our attention dat a coupula copies of the WINDAS 98/BROOKLYN EDITION may have accidentally bin shipped outsida Brooklyn. If ya got one a deese, you may need some help understandin’ da commands.
Da Brooklyn edition may be recognized by da unique openin’ screen. It reads:
“WINDAS 98,” wit a background picture of Grand Army Plaza.When you start da program, instead of da usual “harpy, stringy” music, you hear da teme from “da Godfadda.” It is also shipped wit a Sopranos screen sava. Please also note:
· Recycle Bin is labeled: Staten Island
· My Computer is called: My Friggin’ Computa
· Inbox is referred to as: Da Trunk
· Deleted Items are called: Whacked, Erased, or Rubbed Out
· Dial up Networking goes by: Da Bar
· Control Panel is known as: Da Bosses
· Performin’ an “illegal
operation” is known as: Enhancin’ the family business
and will actually maximize
WINDAS 98/BROOKLYN EDITION
program instead of shuttin’
it down.
· Hard Drive is known as: Da BQE at Rush Hour
· Error messages read: You ain’t gonna friggin’
believe dis!”
OTHER CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN DA BROOKLYN EDITION:
· OK..........Sure ting
· Cancel......Fugetaboutit
· Reset.......Start Ova
· Yes.........Yeah
· No..........Nah
· Find........Put a contract out on
· Browse......Get a looksee
· Back........U-Toin
· Help........(Help ain’t available - youz don’t need no friggin’ help)
· Stop........Knock it off
· Start.......Move it!
· Setting…
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